I’m at the mid state fair and it’s hotter than satans balls

Blue
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Blue: 9 facts about my family
1. We yell a lot
2. Ironically we also all have hearing problems
3. We’re Swiss Italian and we have like sausage making days and my papa plays the accordion and everything
4. My family is cattle ranchers which is bad because I’m hella gay
5. I have a step-uncle billy who has five fingers on two hands because he played with pipe bombs
6. genetic predisposition to alcoholism on both sides which is why I’m not drinking before 21?
7. My Nana is hella cool like she’s the coolest person ever
8. my sister sucks
9. My family is really cool and we’re super close like my cousins are basically my siblings anyways I love them so much and even if they don’t after I come out they’re still the best

White
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White: 3 facts about my personality
1. I’m really chill irl believe it or not that seems like it would be surprising
2. I’m always kinda grumpy and serious too like I need to smile 4 real
3. Basically I have the personality of unseasoned oatmeal

What town do u live in
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Monterey omg

Orange and green! xx
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Green: 8 facts about my body
1. I’m 6’1
2. my shoe size is 13
3. I have a lot of body hair and it still surprises me like I was not expecting to ever have a happy trail growing up it’s weird idk how to explain
4. I have a speedo tanline? idk
5. my neck is supposedly “double jointed”
6. I have braces and they hurt like a bitch
7. I have blue eyes I guess but blue eyes are overrated like so so much
8. I can’t roll my tongue I’m physically unable
Orange: 6 facts about my home town
1. we have a world famous aquarium
2. we have a shit ton of fog
3. best clam chowder in the world
4. we’re pretty haunted like there are apparently a lot of ghosts and shit here
5. you can walk to the beach from my house
6. best town in California (:

princesshorseface:

gg-rain:

hophigh:

YOU GUYS TURN ON THE SUBTITLES

AHH I NEED A MINUTE

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD A GAY GHIBLI MOVIE OH MY GOD

A GAY GHIBLI MOVIE! 

Purple: 10 facts about my room.
Blue: 9 facts about my family.
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town.
Red: 5 facts about my bestfriend(s).
Pink: 4 facts about my parents.
White: 3 facts about my personality.
Grey: 2 facts about my favourite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like.

lms if u a bottom

celebrated my white heritage by going to whole foods :)

savegirlsfromgettingtheirnudesleakedbycrustyboys2k14

whenever I get my braces tightened and it hurts I get aggressively horny today is a bad day

I’m so cute honestly

coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful